Was your heart in your chest after watching that? Can you breathe? Hot diggity damn! I’m not sure this mess can get any hotter, grimier, more ratchet, funky, but wait two weeks??? Argh! I’m hoarse from screaming. Adult content warning my butkiss; the last time I looked I was an adult and I wasn’t ready for any of this cauldron of jaded morality. These folks are cutting up ShondaLand; the damn joint is actually in a morals meltdown! Two things right off the back; Mrs. Devil has been unleashed; and it ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun! Jiggedy dam dam, Jam? The Mayor? Vermont? Keep the house Annie Mae, Keep the house, I'm done! I’m writing this in a whisper because my throat is raw from the screaming and ranting on for another hour after Shonda invaded my living room! (Thanks Leslie for the sympathetic ear!)
Home Sweet Jam Home!
Let the picture do the talking, my whispering is inaudible!
It's all about you MammaMya!
Now you are just plain Shady to me! MammaMaya, girl what the Sam jam hell did YOU do? It isn’t like you ran a red light, was drunk driving, or even punched somebody in the face? What did you do? Did you have a dirty bomb on the plane? Are you B613? How did Eli know that you were veritably saying goodbye and told him to take care of her if you knew you might not come back. He was in on it, wasn’t he? I bet you were his handler weren’t you? You sneaky little minx. I can see it in you. BTW you’ve been locked up for what? 20 years? From the looks of your suite you don’t have an ocean or beach view, there are no parks for you to see green grass, no sunlight, no fresh air, girl tell me your secret, what are your hair products? After 20 years, you should at least have a little grey creeping in somewhere AND you look like you’ve been getting perms on the regular. I’m just saying. At least your hair should have SOME type of curl pattern to it. For real, you scare the living crap out of me. You are a wicked little tortured soul; maybe you are a brilliant psychopath; you don’t even get visitors, no one bit Eli knows you are alive! Hannibal Lecter’s soul is tortured, you on the other hand, must have had years to think of your transgressions, and here you are in the ultimate rabbit hole. You are driven and determined, I got to give you that. I mean there are animals that have been captured who haven’t bitten their own limbs off to escape, but what you do? You do the damned thing; determined and focused as ever. “Our daughter is asking about you, innocent questions, you will be further away and harder to find, he said” Yup, you had something for old Command, now didn’t you! Looking forward to see mom and daughter together all dolled up and chillin out a little like this!
OK, to the tune of Jazmine Sullivan’s hit ‘Bust theWindows out Your Car’, is a new song I call and "Ode to Love" from MommaMya to Poppa Pope!
Ode to Love
I chewed my wrists just past the bone
Yes I know it must have broke your heart
Your ass locked me up and I was alone
But right now I don’t care about that part
I chewed my wrist to set me free
I’m going looking for our baby girl
You treated me like the enemy
You told the Doc to sedate me!
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel, when you saw it
I didn't know that I had that much strength
But I'm glad you see what happens when
You see you can't just play with MaPope’s feelings
you said you’d care for her but don’t mean it
I still see Livvie as a juvenille
But I think that I deserve to smile
ha ha ha ha ha
I chewed my wrist and clocked your Doc
You know I did it 'cause I left my mark
Wrote my initials in his jugular
And then I ran off into the dark
I chewed my wrists because of you
You should feel lucky that that's all I did
Twenty whole years of this
U took my life and then you played with it
Oooh ahh...
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel when you saw it
I didn't know that I had that much strength
But I'm glad you see what happens when...
You see you can't just play with MaPope’s feelings
Tell me you love me and don't mean it
You'll probably say that it was juvenille
But I think that I deserve to smile
ha ha ha ha ha
If it’s no comfort ....
If it’s no comfort that you stole my world
You ignored my pleas and my cries
Keep me from my baby, my only girl
You are gonna beg me to let you die
Oooh Yeah I did it (Yeah I did it)
You should know it (You should know it)
I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry)
You deserved it (You deserved it)
After what you did to me (After what you did)
You deserved it (You deserved it)
I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry)
no no oh... (I ain't sorry)
You stole my life
So I chewed my wrists
I caused me pain
You did the same
Even though all that you did to me was much worse
I’m gonna do something to make you hurt yeah
Oh yeah Pope you gon be cryin'?
Why you gon feel like you dyin
Oh oh you really hurt me baby
You really you really hurt me baby
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
hey hey hey hey
now watch me yua
now watch me ha ha ha
I’ll pull your heart right out your chest!
Yes I know it must have broke your heart
Your ass locked me up and I was alone
But right now I don’t care about that part
I chewed my wrist to set me free
I’m going looking for our baby girl
You treated me like the enemy
You told the Doc to sedate me!
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel, when you saw it
I didn't know that I had that much strength
But I'm glad you see what happens when
You see you can't just play with MaPope’s feelings
you said you’d care for her but don’t mean it
I still see Livvie as a juvenille
But I think that I deserve to smile
ha ha ha ha ha
I chewed my wrist and clocked your Doc
You know I did it 'cause I left my mark
Wrote my initials in his jugular
And then I ran off into the dark
I chewed my wrists because of you
You should feel lucky that that's all I did
Twenty whole years of this
U took my life and then you played with it
Oooh ahh...
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you'd feel when you saw it
I didn't know that I had that much strength
But I'm glad you see what happens when...
You see you can't just play with MaPope’s feelings
Tell me you love me and don't mean it
You'll probably say that it was juvenille
But I think that I deserve to smile
ha ha ha ha ha
If it’s no comfort ....
If it’s no comfort that you stole my world
You ignored my pleas and my cries
Keep me from my baby, my only girl
You are gonna beg me to let you die
Oooh Yeah I did it (Yeah I did it)
You should know it (You should know it)
I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry)
You deserved it (You deserved it)
After what you did to me (After what you did)
You deserved it (You deserved it)
I ain't sorry (I ain't sorry)
no no oh... (I ain't sorry)
You stole my life
So I chewed my wrists
I caused me pain
You did the same
Even though all that you did to me was much worse
I’m gonna do something to make you hurt yeah
Oh yeah Pope you gon be cryin'?
Why you gon feel like you dyin
Oh oh you really hurt me baby
You really you really hurt me baby
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
hey hey hey hey
now watch me yua
now watch me ha ha ha
I’ll pull your heart right out your chest!
No comments:
Post a Comment